Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…! ………
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
Waiting for wi-fi network.
If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
Status under construction.
Take Life, one cup at a time!
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.
Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
:);)
Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin
” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
Friedrich Nietzsche
84] Without me its just awso. …..
Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
Hey there….. be there.
